Reissue: “Talk to the Hand - Because the face is too busy being awesome” — A romantic SF novel on antisocial behavior in space. 

Reissue: “Sorry is this a bad time?” — It is, actually. And keep your distance! Bloody monsters…

Reissue: “I Have A Tank - Fuck You” — Well that’s one way of settling an argument

Original title: “Panzer Division: the Mailed Fist” by K.J. Macksey (1968)

Reissue: “Indian Food” — I guess it’s true then, what they say

Original title: “The Impossibles” by Mark Phillips (1963)

“Fuck Me - That’s Some Spicy Food, Woman!” — One minute you’re having a nice spicy dinner, and the next minute you’re on fire. Poof!

Original title: “Autocombustione Umana” (Human Self-combustion) by Bob Shaw (1985)

Reissue: “Wait, You’re Not Batman” — He sure ain’t, punk!

Original title: “Black Book Detective - The Marked Man” by Wayman Jones (1945)

“Kiss my Ass Tree” — Imagine the smell, come fall…

Original title: “Nebula Award Stories 1” edited by Damon Knight (1969)

“Fleshlight Of The Gods” — Well, if your God is Phallus the Destroyer…

Original title: “Equator” by Brian Aldiss (1977)

Reissue: “Forgot I Can’t Read” — Fancy that… Thank god I never forgot I can’t read

Original title: “A Murder is Announced” by Agatha Christie (1951)

Reissue: “Did You Fart?” — Nasty Linda at the doctor’s again

Original title: “Linda Lust” by John Dexter (1964)